i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
false alarm, still single
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