worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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