Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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