new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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