That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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