So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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