I'm going to jail i love you
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I didn't notice because vodka
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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