operation harelip BJ is a go
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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