there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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