he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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