question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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