no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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