I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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