In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
