your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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