and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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