What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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