YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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