I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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