I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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