She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's never too late to be topless.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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