I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
we made out on top of his cat.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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