Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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