I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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