Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Randomize
