Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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