I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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