Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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