He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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