Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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