what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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