and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
This toilet bowl is my home.
tell me about the eggs
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