If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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