i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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