I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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