Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
