we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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