so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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