You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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