Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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