at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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