So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I understand Curling. That high.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
