The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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