I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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