I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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