so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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