Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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