i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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