yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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