I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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