youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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